kropotkink:

My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”

(via whittneydoll)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(via whittneydoll)

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

(via cosmicallycosmopolitan)

stonecoldstunning:

reminder that this is an actual webcam pic of eli roth and christoph waltz reading inglorious basterds fanfic

stonecoldstunning:

reminder that this is an actual webcam pic of eli roth and christoph waltz reading inglorious basterds fanfic

  • my future child: tell me a bedtime story
  • me: once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...
hokaidoplanet:

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(via wintersglory)

pezandante:

Amberlee Rosolowich

lordessalicia:

"It’s not like I went and asked your friends what your name was.

Or had the viscount ask you out for me.

It’s not. You basra.”

— Tsunderishok.

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an absurd amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via der-prinz-aus-stahl)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.