- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
baby hippo baby hippo baby hippo!
WE INTERRUPT THIS NERD BLOG FOR A BABY HIPPO.
YOU MAY NOW GO BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED FANGIRLING.
OH MAI GAWD
My heart just melted…
Given that CIS stands for Commonwealth of Independent States, I can’t help but feel two things on tumblr:
- Laugh on top of my lungs imagining that “cissexist” stands for snidy jokes about how people of Warsaw Pact countries are better in bed.
- Take “cis scum” as a personal offense and reply to it with “NATO swine”.